last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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