This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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