"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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