Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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