Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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