one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
How external is "for external use only"?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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