I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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