I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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