It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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