school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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