I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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