Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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