Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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