Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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