I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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