Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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