All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Walk of Shame today included voting.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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