I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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