If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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