i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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