when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
