i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
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I need you to use more vowels.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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