Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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