Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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