just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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