that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
This house was built for laser tag.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
i now understand why vodka
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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