You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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