his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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