Do vagina's smell?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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