You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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