this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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