come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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