wakey wakey hands off snakey
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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