Whatcha textin bout Willis?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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