He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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