That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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