On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Small penises have feelings too.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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