Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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