Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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