There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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