I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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