also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Randomize
