quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
