All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
He told me they were just razor bumps!
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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