do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
my mouth tastes like poor choices
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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