My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
