I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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