Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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