i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'd cum for enchiladas.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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