I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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