This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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